Celebrity divorce

Famous Last Words.

A small, attribution-first quote board for the reminder that divorce is not rare, not new, and not the end of your story.

Famous Last Words of the Week

This week’s quote pull.

Quote board

Funny quotes.

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Funny Attributed

“You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.”

— Attributed to Willie Nelson

Source: Commonly attributed quote

Funny Attributed

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

— Attributed to Groucho Marx

Source: Commonly attributed quote

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Editorial, not endorsement.

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